My favorite blond joke ...? - farewell card wording
It was the last day of the factor at work after 35 years, the e-mail to by all types of weather to bring the same neighborhood.
As he welcomed the first house on his way, he gives the whole family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with great gift voucher. In the second house was a box of imported cigars. The people in the third house handed him a selection of fantastic fishing lures. In each of the houses along his route has been met with congratulations, farewells, cards and gifts of all types and values.
After the house was at the door, a strikingly pretty young blonde welcomes revealing negligee. She took his hand, gently led him through the door closed behind him and led him upstairs to the room where he had a passionate relationship.
Then she was sent to him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly squeezed orange juice.
When I am veryda mug of steaming coffee. During his service, he saw one U.S. dollars lifted from beneath the bottom of the cup.
"All this was too beautiful for words," he said, "but what is the dollar for what?
"Well," she said last night I told my husband that today would be your last day and we should do something special for you. I asked him what happened?
"He said," Fuck. Give him a dollar. "
The blonde blushed and said: "But the breakfast was my idea.
Farewell Card Wording My Favorite Blond Joke ...?
4 comments:
Oh my God, I do not understand?
You must be a Platinum Blonde, okay, honey, I'm sure that the mail regularly from your "Tine.
I thought it was a classic and the answers you need to prove that it does. BTW I m female and I'm blond.
My brain is brown. Highlights for you. And if you ever tried it only works with a confused blonde.
For the first answer ... He referred to "fuck" and "who cares if it your last day to give you a dollar, but thought that sex meant to him. I understand that I can not find the joke funny. It made me go oh" * ***", laugh so stupid because it does not, however, not even a little smile ... sadly.
oooo i get it! Hahahahahahahah
It was amusing but not funny.
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